ITS NOT IN MY CONTRACT!

I have a very silly boy on my hands!

Here he is trying on a pair of my boots

and loving every minute of the laughs he is getting.

But listen to this!

On December 30th we went to the movies.

While we were waiting for the movie to start,

I asked Nick for a kiss, which he sweetly gave me.

Then in what I thought was a rare request for affection he said,

"Give me a kiss on the lips mommy!"

I lean in to get my slobbery wet one and he pulles away at the last second and says,

"Sorry! Its not in my contract!"

Where do they get this stuff?!